Some needful advice...

Now listen up...
The medieval mafia have sent me, Lord Hastings - aka Baron Bill - to give you some needful advice about coming to watch our play. (Richard III, this Thursday and Friday at Chirk Castle, in case you've forgotten.)
So sit up and listen, or I'll lamp ya with my lute.
 
– As it’s an outdoor production it’s advisable to BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS. There will be a few there but not enough for everyone.
– It’s a long play (with interval) so bring warm clothing for the cool night air, and come prepared for showers.
– Starts 7.30, but doors open at 6 so do feel free to bring a picnic and make an evening of it. The café will be open until the start, and again in the interval.
– Parking will be up by the castle itself rather than in the usual public car park at the bottom of the hill. Follow stewards’ directions. The performance is in the castle courtyard.